It’s only the second episode of The Real World: D.C. and already those crazy kids in the house have paired up and few have started shacking up. Some shacks are made of straw, others of wobbly wood, and others are built of dark chocolate.The only thing they’ve done so far is meet, go out clubbing, and grope all over each other. No wonder.
Andrew + Callie= <3
The super annoying Andrew has made it his mission to lay the surprisingly likable Callie and thankfully this is not achieved. Not even his animal hats or stupid blue glasses can help her over so he of course goes and brings back a blond skank to make out with in the hot tub. This is all thankfully cock blocked by the girls in the house, and a blue balled Andrew is pissy at breakfast. Callie is now weary of him and now he’s gonna back off. For now. Muahaha.
TY+EMILY 4EVA
These two try and stop the forbidden passion but it is slowly revealed through naked chases, grinding, and jealousy. She is being a cuddle tease but eventually his bravado wins him some snuggling. I actually like these two, but hate Emily’s bitch sister. Ty was less angry and opinionated this week which equals less of me beating the remote against my coffee table.
ASHLEY AND MIKE+THE NEW FRIEND
Ashley and Mike kiss, but is concerned because he kisses boys. Ashley is then upset because she assumes everyone thinks she’s in love with a gay guy. Oops, I’m sorry, he’s bi. In the end Mike brings home Robbie (“Mike’s New Friend”) from a club and no one really cares. I dislike Mike more and more. Ashley is fine as long as she’s not talking to Ty plus she looks like a poor man’s Nikki Reed.
JOSH N ERICA
These two didn’t do anything. Josh also brought someone home but no one cared. And Erica got into a semi-fight with Andrew’s hook up but it was lame. Sigh, I expected more from these two. So much wasted sexual tension. It should also be noted I highly disapprove of Josh’s wearing of guyliner.
Next week in the hook up house, sexual tension mounts and it can be assumed they will continue clubbing, grinding, and cuddling. God bless America!
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