Oompa Loompa’s are odd looking enough with clothes on, I just can’t imagine them shaking their little orange bums to some kooky Willy Wonka dance.
So when you add a head full of horsehair, a faux Coach bag and a barely constraining Ed Hardy bikini you’d wish you were floating after Violet Beauregarde the gum poppin BLUEBERRY, as to NOT witness such a sight.
Anyways, in case you’ve seen every XXX film ever concealed in the back of the video store, you may now enter the vault where the real NASTY sh*t is held. Because word on the street is that Snooki from The Jersey Shore might be gracing the dusty shelves with her Day Glo chesticles.
Radar Online says that there IS a video that Snooki took herself (really, I figured that was a give in) along with a couple of pictures that not even the most DESPERATE being would glance at.
I hope they’re PAYING their employees in GOLD BRICKS because folks over at Radar CLAIM to have seen the pics, voluntarily. I wouldn’t look at that sh*t with someone else’s EYES for a Happy Meal let alone gold bricks.
The subtle yet seductive (ha) shots include her in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly.”
The head tilt is actually just PLEADING for someone to pay her some attention, other than The Situation after he’s realized that ever chick he’s brought home for the night is on her “period.”
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